In Your Krispy Kreme Dreams
The most important sit-up Is when I get up The most important stretch Is when I yawn and the person I made it official with holds my hand when my arms are over my head I didn’t get a chance to exercise...
View ArticleBig Spoon and Little Spoon Get a Room (Pillow Talk)
When you talk about bringing home the bacon you my tablespoon When you talk about in sickness and in health “say yes” you my soup spoon When you talk about raising our babies you my silver spoon When...
View ArticleWedding Ring In The Gym Bag 💍💼
Wedding ring in the gym bag / While I knock beach sand out the punching bag / With the finger the tan line is at I didn’t get on 1 knee to make you get on 1 knee to kiss a ring you bought with your...
View ArticleSidewalks of New York (Part Two) 🎊🌉🗽
No more trashcan bonfires for the shivering We warming ourselves up by the torch of the Statue of Liberty … This side of the family I don’t mess with (oooh) But I still got everyone presents (ahhh) All...
View ArticleWhere On The Doll Did He Touch You?
Where on the Barbie doll did he touch you? The pessimist manicured fingernail points to the cup full Before I could chug along she made me spit out, ‘what, two?!’ Where else on the Barbie doll did he...
View ArticleChicken Sexer
Raw chicken Or a white couple on a mission The drumsticks are her legs wrapped around his waist As if she’s trying to keep his pants on, haha, too little, too late The bottom where the cockerel at...
View Article“Cici Better See-See Me” (WordPresident #22)
I’m not the type to throw the word “love” around … unless you are around Dress you in LV Put the round around your neckie That E, deadly If looks could kill I’m six feet That means I’m falling harder...
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